Deal Breaker

I was at an exclusive black tie ball a few weeks ago on St James, glammed up to the nines in a gorgeous Issa dress and shiny Loboutins. There were 3 "eligible" batchelors on my table.

1. The American hedge funder who is very sweet but takes issues to another level - he likes to talk about them A LOT and he's very sensitive, a friend of a friend dated him for a week and it took him about 3 months to analyse why they broke up- exhausting so a definite no. 

2. The Argentinian banker who I shared a drunken evening of salsa and and margharitas a couple of years back, it took him an hour to realize hed "met" me before which was a bit embarrassing, he is losing his looks and he told me how happy he was to be attending this wonderful ball in aid of Cystitis (it was actually Cystic Fibrosis) so a definite NO there!

3.Then there was The Apprentice a well known face from a popular TV programme, we clicked, although strictly not my type, too young, too short and too cocky I liked him. Couple of issues though.......

a) He has a girlfriend, but from experience most men do until they find a new one

b) My friend has slept with him, which is something I guess I could get over except for the fact shes taken immense pleasure in letting me know his height isnt the only thing that is small. Damn this is my deal breaker