Monday, 8 November 2010

And he kissed me

Halloween , we were at the Bloodlust ball in Hampton Court, vampires and vixens danced around us, he took my face in his hands and kissed me, a long sexy kiss, hard but gentle, my knees literally went weak and  for a few moments it was just him and me, a kiss that will linger in my mind.
He's a player, promiscuity is his middle name, so why does it feel like it meant more, did I feel something he didn't? Instincts tell me it meant something but he hasn't called and it's over a week so he clearly isn't going to.
He wouldn't be good for me, my best friend Farrah loathes him and Al has firmly put his foot down (even though they grew up together)  "Tal I want you to be with someone lovely who will look after you and give you lots of babies - not him he's rude, promiscuous, aggressive, untrustworthy"
So maybe he's been warned off or maybe he is'nt interested but that doesnt explain why the kiss felt like it felt..
Just a good kisser - can you really kiss someone so they feel like it meant something when it doesn't? Can a kiss be a lie - am I just an old fashioned romantic?

To swallow or not to swallow

Its 11 30am on a rainy Monday morning, no work till this evening, coffee, duvet and Jeremy Kyle perfect. I really see no reason to get up on Mondays, but I guess Im very lucky not to have to!
My best friend Farrah calls, we speak about 6 times a day, know everything there is to know about each other, she's my stand in boyfriend/husband, my rock and as a single girl I really don't know what I would do without her, she makes being on my own feel ok.....

Anyway dilemma of the day - she has a new boyfriend who although resembles a Polish builder she really likes, or should I say fancies the pants off, he's helping her live out those Polish builder fantasies that shes been manifesting for years haha??!! However there's a problem....his come tastes in her own words "Disgusting, it made me retch, run to the bathroom throw up, clean my teeth 3 times, Listerine 4 times and I still felt sick " Oh dear kind of kills the moment. Everything else is great though, so I suggested she pulls away at the crucial moment, not ideal but needs must, apparently even the slightest bit on her taste buds is enough to make her convulse so more drastic action is needed...

After a quick search on Google this can all be rectified he just needs to cut out:
Coffee
Cigarettes
Red meat
Cabbage
Dairy

Basically the staple diet of a Polish builder!! So that's clearly not going to work (I keep forgetting he is'nt actually one he just looks like that) . There is however a few things that can improve the taste:
Parsley
Celery
Pineapple juice
Cinnamon

Im dying to see what delicious meal she is cooking him this week....we will report back!!