My best friend Farrah calls, we speak about 6 times a day, know everything there is to know about each other, she's my stand in boyfriend/husband, my rock and as a single girl I really don't know what I would do without her, she makes being on my own feel ok.....
Anyway dilemma of the day - she has a new boyfriend who although resembles a Polish builder she really likes, or should I say fancies the pants off, he's helping her live out those Polish builder fantasies that shes been manifesting for years haha??!! However there's a problem....his come tastes in her own words "Disgusting, it made me retch, run to the bathroom throw up, clean my teeth 3 times, Listerine 4 times and I still felt sick " Oh dear kind of kills the moment. Everything else is great though, so I suggested she pulls away at the crucial moment, not ideal but needs must, apparently even the slightest bit on her taste buds is enough to make her convulse so more drastic action is needed...
After a quick search on Google this can all be rectified he just needs to cut out:
Coffee
Cigarettes
Red meat
Cabbage
Dairy
Basically the staple diet of a Polish builder!! So that's clearly not going to work (I keep forgetting he is'nt actually one he just looks like that) . There is however a few things that can improve the taste:
Parsley
Celery
Pineapple juice
Cinnamon
Im dying to see what delicious meal she is cooking him this week....we will report back!!
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